Freshmen Seminar Part 1: How to drink in the dorms like a pro

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Let’s face it. You didn’t come to university because it’s an honors college. You came here because you heard it was a party school, and you’re right (they all are). But with great power hours comes great responsibility. Here’s some quick tips avoid getting hosed.

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Sneak in your contraband
It’s best to do this during the day because it looks less suspicious. Stuff asia mobile number list your stuff into a backpack and wrap everything in towels to prevent any clinkage when you’re walking into the dorms.

Keep your drinking circle small, and trust no one
From my experience, things get sticky when you start fitting in more than four or five people in a dorm room. Things get too loud and the RA will inevitably get called for a noise complaint from that one douchebag down the hall that hates fun. Tell no one of your covert plans, except the ones drinking with you.

Put your booze in an inconspicuous container
Put vodka or gin in a water jug, whiskey in an apple juice bottle, and if you’re drinking beer make sure to get cans, not bottles. Bottles are difficult to dispose of and can make noise. I actually got caught one time because the RA heard clanking bottles from outside the door. But you weren’t planning on buying bottles were you, ya cheap skate.